I'm pretty sure this isn't new, but it's only appropriate with the Beijing Olympics coming up. An ode to Yao Ming that is so cheesey, I can't even call it. Case in point, lyrics like, "he pounces... pounces like a typhoon passing fiend". With all of Yao's skills and attributes, we're going to focus on his passing? I mean, I don't have anyone recording songs or videos about me, but if they are going to be as bad as this I'll politlely pass, you know "like a typhoon passing fiend".